Dr. Herbert Benjamin
Parrot, he began, Just whats it like not to exist?
What did you say? asked the Professor.
Whats it like not to exist? Henry repeated.
Humpf! said Professor Parrot. What a silly
question! Not to exist! Why the very
thought
of it! I just
proved
you existed! In every way! Isnt that enough?
Thats the trouble with you imaginary creatures, always
worried about your existence!
Oh, said Henry.
Professor Parrot glanced across the sky at the
rising sun, and put away his glasses. Its late, Henry,
he said. Its late! And Ive got an important mission,
you know! and before Henry knew it, Perry had
scooped him up again, and they flew off in a flurry of
feathers.
They sped along for all they were worth.
Henry watched the earth go by below him and
soon he saw the park where he had met the Lonesome
Lady of the Salty Tears. Then he saw the cucumber
patch.
I live here! called Henry, pointing down. I get
off here!
Take good aim and drop him off quick, Perry,
said Professor Parrot. No time to lose! Perry swooped
down and aimed Henry at the cucumber patch.
Goodbye, Perry, goodbye Professor, called
Henry. Perry and the Professor waved their wings in
farewell as Henry landed.
Then they streaked off through the sky.
The next thing Henry knew, he had hit the ground
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