Oliver Benjamin
Frank when I left for this trip two months ago.”
“How long ago did you break up with Bill?”
“A month before that.”
“I see.”
“He was too old-fashioned for me.”
“Yeah, Bill’s real conservative.”
She cracked a sly smile. “Did Bill ever tell you about the project
he helped me with? He was sooo great!”
One of Jenny’s projects. I couldn’t wait to hear this one. “No, he
didn’t tell me.”
She adjusted herself in her seat and swung her gigantic boobs
around to face me. Her hands became very animated as she spoke.
“Okay, its like this: I had to do a project for my performance art
class. Everyone else was doing these poetry readings and body
painting and stuff and I said to myself, like how can I apply this to my
major, which was Sexual Studies, you know?” I knew.
“Anyway, I’m talking to Bill about this and he says, ‘Why don’t
you just let me do you in the middle of Ackerman quad?’ He thought
that was funny. So, it gave me this idea that there’s nothing more
beautiful than sex right? But you can’t have sex in public, or you’ll get
arrested, right?”
I had the feeling that she knew this from experience.
“Well, I thought of a way that we could have sex in public,
without anyone being able to see us, but still know that we were, you
know, doing it, and when I told it to Bill, he asked me if anyone could
see his face, because he wanted to be a politician someday, and I said
no, so he agreed and we did it.” She beamed.
“What did you do?”
“It.”
“But how?”
“Oh, yeah right. We put a bed in the sculpture gardens and
screwed on it, but instead of being on top of the sheet, we were
completely underneath it, with all the corners tucked under the
mattress. Everyone could see our bodies moving, but they couldn’t
see our skin. I figured that’s the way they do it on TV, right?
Everything is all right as long as its suggested rather than actually
seen. Anyway, it turned out to be a big hit and we drew really big
crowds. Everyone was yelling for us to take the sheet off. Needless to
say, I was so hot from all the attention that I wanted to keep going all
day. Bill couldn’t keep up, though, and the crowd booed him, but I
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